NLCOAJ Brochure...If you're lost and confused!


	NLCOAJ \| home NLCOAJ Brochure...If you're lost and confused! \| NLCOAJ Official Application...Join Today! \| Official Member List \| Get In Touch! \| Updates! \| Guestbook! NLCOAJ Brochure...If you're lost and confused! How many times have you sat there eating your dumplings or matzah just thinking WOW IM SOOO BORED! ITS LIKE I HAVE NO LIFE!? In Chinese school or learning the trope for your bai mitzvah, wishing you had a place to go that understood you! WELL THANK GOD AND BUDDAH! THE NLCOAJ IS HERE! What is this NLCOAJ, you ask? Well, its for people like you! Those of us with Asian or Jewish origin (OR Azn/Jewish at heart) who have no life! The No Life Club Of Asians and Jews! What ARE the advantages? Well, for the measly price of $2, you can enjoy all our member perks! Homework help! Outings once a month or more! Belonging to something really cool and popular! ;) Having people who understand you! price subject to change due to high demand. Changed at the discretion of President/Finance Officer Richard Kim AND NOW...our friendly leaders! Those who started it all, who were bored just like you! So who ARE these geniuses? President/Finance Advisor-Richard Kim VP/Public Relations coordinator-Hannah Skop Contact us with questions!!! Richard Kim: [email protected] Screename-oblivious1105 (general and finance questions) Hannah Skop: [email protected] Screename-gojudahgrl4u (general and PR questionsant to help advertise? Hanz can coordinate!) NLCOAJ PRIDE!!! JOIN TODAY!